Prompt:

🎵 Parody Mashup: “7 Years with a PS5” Verse 1 (originally “Once I was seven years old…”) Once I was gaming on my own, My momma told me, “Go outside, don’t sit there all alone.” But I was holding that controller tight, Dreaming of the PS5, playing all night. --- Verse 2 (originally “Soon I’ll be eleven years old…”) Soon I’ll be eleven years old, My friends all ask me out, but I just say “No, behold— It’s me or the PS5, you know who I’ll choose, Sorry babe, but this console’s got the better news.” --- Chorus (mixing the two songs) It’s me or the PS5, I’ll play until I’m old and gray, can’t lie. Every year I grow, but still I find, I’m living life with a controller in my mind. --- Verse 3 (originally “Soon we’ll be thirty years old…”) Soon I’ll be thirty years old, Still saving up for DLCs, the stories yet untold. My kids will ask me, “Dad, what’s your greatest pride?” I’ll say, “Meeting your mom… but also beating Elden Ring on the PS5.” ---