Prompt:

I ate over a pound of meat And now it’s nap time Trying to cut down sugar and carbs for January bc I don’t believe in dry Jan I have nothing to eat except carbs I have five puffins MUFFINS Six but we don’t count the one I already ate I feel like we jumped into water sports Do you ever get super sweaty in the bath? Not washing my hair last night has haunted me Out of shower. My pants are still wet. Universe is against us Don’t fuck my pants. Fuck me ...climbing into bed but no one can make me sleep Welcome home. Want a bag of potatoes? It’s like two days worth. How do you eat potatoes? I’m so concerned Make potato salad and snack forever And mashed gators. Baked potatoes. Potatoes au gratin. Tatoes. Shepards pie. LATKES. Potato hash I MISS BREAD. I’m so hungry I’m dying. I lost so much blood today. I’m gonna die without bread I need to get a multivitamin, the red tide has delivered anemia fo my shores TLDR I’m on the struggle bus today Can you do me a favor though and tell me all about your blizzard And consider getting a doggie styled burger