Prompt:

[Children Christmas Song to the rhythm and tune of Ding Dong Dang Tune][CHILDREN SINGING VERY HAPPYT CHRISTMAS SONG] A LITTLE GIRL CALLED SANTA ON CHRISTMAS EVE NIGHT, and instead of a normal “Ho‑Ho‑Ho,” she heard a deep country twang on the liiiine— Howdy Howdy Ding Dong Dang !!! “WELL HEYYYY THERE, DARLIN’. What can Nash‑uh‑vul Santa get for you tonight? But remember now… you gotta talk Nash‑uh‑vul to get your heart de‑siiiires!” Clip Clap, Ding Dong Dang !!! “I WANT A PONY,” SHE SAID. “Well now, sweet pea… do you want it big and funny, or made of macaroooooni?” “I’M TAKING DANCING LESSONS,” SHE SAID, “and I need a way to get to class without them laughing at my tuuuutuuu.” “NO PROBLEEEEM, DEARY! Poooooooofff! A tutu‑wearing midget horse is granted!” Ding DilaDing Dong Dang !!! “SANTA, YOU’RE A GENIUS!” “Well, much oblige, sugar plum. Here I am to fulfill your heart de‑siiiires!” HER LITTLE BROTHER HEARD THE CALL and ran in like a tornado, spinning tall. “Santa! Santa! Santa! I want something tooooo!” “WELL NOW, LITTLE VAQUERO, what can Nash‑uh‑vul Santa do for you?” Ding Dong Dang !!! Howdy Howdy Ding Dong Dang !!! “I WANT A SUPER HERO OUTFIT!” “Well now, that’s a mighty fine request. Do you want it with real powerrrrs… or just for shoooow?” “WITH SUPER POWERS!” “POOOOOOOOFFF!” Howdy Ho, Ho Ho HO, Ding Dong Dang !!! A COUNTRY‑WESTERN SUPER HERO OUTFIT APPEARED, cape, boots, buckle, and a glowing star that hummed like a fiddle striiiing. “A COWBOY IS EVERY KID’S DREAM here in Nash‑uh‑vul, son. And NO NEED TO THANK ME… it is my pleasure to oblige!” THE KID WENT WILD, running round the room like a tornado in a barn dance spiiin. “WELL MUCH OBLIGE, LITTLE VAQUEROOO! We’re here to please everyone in this Christmas rodeooooo!” Howdy Howdy Ding Dong Dang, Ding Dong Dang !!